Please don't turn boring new baby card

Let's say what we're all terrified about, that they might go to the dark side. Remind them not to turn boring, cause no-one wants a boring friend. Blank for any additional wisdom you wish to impart. This joyous card is made from recycled paper and comes in a plant-based compostable bag. It contains zero f**ks.

Made in the UK, card is A6 size (105 X 148mm).